Banks (GQ 12-27): You are
very stiff and quiet. You find it difficult to touch your
toes. You don't like meeting new people, and change frightens
you. You are very self-absorbed, but not particularly arrogant.
You like living in your mind instead of in the outside world,
and you have a fear of wide open spaces. You enjoy mathematical
problems and complex chains of thought, but you have trouble
carrying on a lucid conversation, especially with members
of the opposite sex. You like writing about lonely men who
have "lost their women" due to larger, tragic circumstances
that are beyond their control. At heart, you are a romantic
person, but you don't want anyone to ever know about it. You
keep your emotions bottled up inside and only let yourself
explode in private. You can be casually cruel because you
don't understand the emotional needs of others, but you still
want others to love you. You think that usually your ideas
are the correct ones.
Collins (GQ 28-34):
You love meeting new people, and you always want a crowd around
you. You are filled with energy and constantly want to be
doing things. You are very tactile and enjoy new experiences
of all kinds. You're the kind of person who wants to try skydiving.
Having friends and being popular is the most important thing
in your life, and sometimes you act in a way that's not true
to yourself so that you can make people like you more. Sometimes
you wonder who you really are, but you always act very confidently
based on your feelings, and without considering the consequences
too much. You don't like to be alone, and the compliments
of others strongly influence your self-image. You are very
sensitive and when you feel threatened you become very defensive
and are apt to strike out. You don't have a pretty quick temper,
and when you get angry, your rage expresses itself in a very
physical manner. You hide your sensitive nature by joking
around and generally making fun of others, and pretending
to be a tough guy. You are somewhat vain and concerned with
your appearance and your wardrobe. You use lots of aftershave.
You like spicy foods, fast cars, and sex in several different
positions. You like dirty limericks and movies like The
Nutty Professor. You are very, very bald.
Gabriel (GQ 35-37):
You are very creative, artistic, emotional and spiritual.
You love all the arts and want to participate in every one.
You have the urge to paint, write, dance, sing, act, and direct.
You believe in the existence of ghosts, aliens, reincarnation,
Buddha and Jesus. You are easily frightened. You love nature
and in the presence of beautiful things you always feel on
the verge of enlightenment. You want to bury yourself in everything.
You are very moody, and can sink into periods of depression
or float along for days on a wave of joyful bliss. You care
about animals and the environment. You are very empathic and
the hurt and pain of others is painful to you. You feel things
very deeply, but you hide your feelings behind artifice and
imaginary characters. You make light of things that mean very
much to you. You have a million ideas that you will never
be able to bring to fruition, but you love them all. It's
hard for you to open up to someone, but when you do, you open
up all the way. You are very outgoing in small crowds of friends
but with individual people you can be very shy and retiring.
You are capable of moments of incredible inspiration and originality,
but when it comes to calculations and the chores and pressures
of everyday life, you are sometimes at a loss. You are very
sensual and you like fruit.
Hackett (GQ 38-44):
Everything is always about you. You are the most self-centered
person you know. You don't understand why people don't pay
more attention to you. You're very intelligent and witty and
clever, and very very modest. You enjoy reading and you are
very cultured and learned. You know what kind of wine goes
with what kind of fish. You like the fine things in life.
When you want something, you take it. You are complex and
deep. You are in control of your emotions to the point of
coldness. Normally you are very calm and laid back, but when
things don't go your way you can get rather sulky. You like
dogs. You believe in loyalty and honor. You are honest but
when necessary you will omit certain truths. You pay attention
to every detail and are very critical of those who do not.
You keep in great shape even though you don't actually exercise
that much, and you look good for your age. You hate dirty
limericks and movies like The Nutty Professor. You
hide the fact from everyone, but sentimental children's movies
always make you cry. You do realize that you are not the best
person in the world at doing what you do, and this frustrates
Rutherford (GQ 45-60):
You are the most socially well-adjusted person of all. You
are comfortable in almost any situation. You are a great listener
and you have a warm way about you that makes people want to
be around you. Your personability is due to your malleable
nature; you are very easily influenced by others, and you
tend to unconsciously take on the mannerisms of those you
are with. It's very easy for people to convince you that they're
right, and you hardly ever have an argument with anyone. You
are very susceptible to hypnotism and you can fall asleep
anywhere. You have a very fast metabolism and you can eat
a lot without getting overweight. You are goofy and have a
good sense of humor (in that you find almost everything funny).
You like almost everything and you always look on the bright
side. You're not really that clever. You don't mind performing
repetitive tasks and you can do the same thing over and over
again for hours on end without getting upset or bored. Your
opinions are formed largely by the loudest voices around you.
It's hard for you to choose the right kind of friends and
sometimes you end up in a bad crowd. In a crisis situation,
you are probably the one who will keep his head and act correctly,
because your instincts are good. Usually, though, you make
decisions based on other people's views or on whatever choice
was listed first. When you go to a restaurant, you always
order the same thing. You like beer, video games, and horseback
Barnard (Any other GQ):
You have arrived at a score that is outside the possible range.
You are a weirdo.
DISCLAIMER: These personality profiles are
not meant to match the real personalities of actual Genesis
members (even though it may have sounded like I was claiming
that at the beginning of this test). They are not meant to
be taken seriously in any way, and are certainly not intended
to offend anyone. I'm trying to be humorous, but if you don't
laugh, please don't imagine that there is some malicious,
slandering ill-will behind these writings. Just because you
don't find me as funny as I think I am doesn't mean I'm evil.
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